name: David Lister
scientific name: Homo sapiens (barely)
likes: vindaloo, kippers, lager
dislikes: Rimmer, healthy food, work
rank: technician 3rd class
skils: avoiding work, can belch "Yankee Doodle Dandy", Guitar (or whatever)
first love: Christine Kochanski
known as: Lister, Listy
actor: Craig Charles