name: Arnold Judas Rimmer
scientific name: Holograffic human
likes: Reggie Wilson, Hammond Organ, Rachel, 20th Century Telegraph Poles.
dislikes: Himself, His Parents, Gazpacho Soup, His Parents, Inefficiency, His Parents.
rank: technician 2nd class
skills: Irritating Dave Lister, Being Dead, Acting like a prat.
first love: Yvonne McGruder (deceased)
known as: Rimmer, Smeghead, Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils, Ace Hole, Smeg-for-Brains, Bone-Head, Git.
actor: Chris Barrie